Miami Day

You wake up at 10 am and start drinking. Hit the pool party from 1 pm to 10 pm. Shower and hit a more casual club such as Story until 5 am. At 5 am head to Space or Eleven until 11 am. Hit a bottomless brunch until 1 pm.

Evan is too much of a pussy to handle a Miami Day.
Zain hit 2 Miami days in a row and was blocked out for most of it. That guy is a legend.

A Miami trip is not complete unless you have one Miami Day.

Miami Day by Cokeisfun April 5, 2023

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National Make Fun of Inter Miami Day

April 19th is the day to clown the last place in the Eastern Conference and Ft Lauderdales favorite frauds Inter Miami (more like Outer Miami) and all the fans that jumped ships too

“Bro I can’t believe you left us for Inter Miami, It’s ok, you can clown me on National Make Fun of Inter Miami Day”

National Make Fun of Inter Miami Day by Josh Simons ⚫️🔴🏆 April 10, 2022

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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