Mexican soccer pee Share definition Flag When you lie on your side and discreetly pee out the leg of your shorts on to the ground. Man, I was so drunk last night I had to take a Mexican soccer pee because I couldn't get up. Mexican soccer pee by Accio Wine September 22, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Mexican soccer pee mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch