Mexican breakfast

On the morning after, when you have sex with the still-sleeping girl next to you before she fully wakes up to realize what is happening then hurriedly leave her place.

"Wait, I thought you only had sex with Emily last night?"
"No, dude, I gave her a Mexican breakfast this morning and bolted before she even knew what happened!"

by ealexander January 14, 2010

Mexican breakfast

When you awake to a fellow bending over you in the "toilet position" with his balls in your mouth and a fart escaping out his arse on to your eyes. Popular on stag do's. This was named due to the similarity to the warm Mexican air and salty taste in your mouth.

Got served up a Mexican breakfast this morning. What a horrible start to the day.

by Eddie Munsta July 09, 2016

Mexican Breakfast

When you try to fart but a huge chunky watery shit explodes out instead coating the inside of your underwear.

Hey guys did you see TJ just did a mexican breakfast on stream!

by dalekman9999 July 07, 2018

mexican breakfast

A cigarette and some tap water as a meal.

I am so poor, I had to eat a Mexican Breakfast today.

by vurp May 01, 2003

mexican breakfast

When you pull down your pants and fart in somebody's face.

Dude, I woke up Johnny by making him a Mexican Breakfast in bed.

by J-cubson April 23, 2008

mexican breakfast

A cigarette & coffee for breakfast.

Karter and I shared a mexican breakfast this morning.

by adrienne July 23, 2004

mexican breakfast

When you are banging a chic doggie style then apply a small amount of hot sauce to your thumb. Then your proceed by sticking your thumb in her anus. She will jump, flip her over then feed it to her.

"Girl your breath stinks!" reply "yeah Johnny gave me a mexican breakfast!"

by BlackboyT October 20, 2006