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Mexican Rodeo 

When you fuck a girl in the ass and after a goood, lets say, one hour, you tell her you have AIDS, and then you hold on as long as you can like a rodeo!
Girl: Omg, fuck me harder!
Boy: Ohh yeah baby, guess what?
Girl: Mmm, tell me baby!
Boy: I have AIDS....
Girl: You WHAAAT?!!?
Runs hysterically around the room screaming

Dude, i was butt fucking my girlfriend, and then i told her i had AIDS, and then i held on like a mexican rodeo!
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Mexican Rodeo 

The act of getting violently drunk and putting a V12 engine in a tree and revving that bitch up and riding it.
Hey did you hear about Gabe doing the Mexican Rodeo last night?

Jon: Nah I was passed out by the tree.

He revved it too high and flew off her RIP.

Mexican Rodeo 

A sexual act. When a guy want to get back at his bitch for cheating on him, or just really piss her off. He goes to have sex with her (doggy style other wise she'll see whats going on) he puts chilli sauce on the condom then fucks her. the aim of of the game it is to see how long you can keep on beforeshe bucks you off because her beef cutains will be burning.
Gary: that bitch is cheating on me
Paddy: give her a Mexican Rodeo ... i gave your mum one
Mexican Rodeo by PrezMeister October 29, 2007

Mexican Rodeo 

When your receiving a blunken, you cum and drop your deuce at the same time!
Mexican Rodeo by perfect0zer0 February 27, 2011

Mexican Rodeo 

Having group sex or an orgy in a small car.
Trystan and Keith got some hookers and some booze and had a Mexican rodeo in the back of the Jeep.
Mexican Rodeo by Prhyme954 March 10, 2009
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026