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Mexican gang bangers

--Coming from a Mexican--
People that steal, cheat, kill, rape, and still have the nerve to say God and the Virgin Mary are on their side. This can be verified by the virgen de guadalupe shirts they frequently wear.
Mexican gang bangers: Hey, let's rape some bitches tonight, but first, we gotta go to church homes.
Mexican gang bangers by Adrian July 16, 2006

Mexican Gang Bangers

Having immigrated to the United States, whether it be legally or illegally, many Mexican youths become "Vatos" and "Esse's" to find solidarity and common bond within street gangs. These uneducated, Spanish slurring "drains on society" have no real life value at all, and further hinder the United States' "free lunch" social systems in terms of healthcare and housing. Like gangs of the past times and centuries, Mexican Gang Bangers identify themselves with stereotypical fashion statements and indemnifying traits, such as "murder tattoos". Most murder tattoos for these bottom feeders are tear drops down the corner of the eye, or crucifixes. Their fashion usually consists of Dickies worker pants, shaved heads, goateed facial hair, wife beater undershirts and flannel shirts, buttoned one at the top. Mexican Gang Bangers usually start their day with eating a healthy breakfast of methamphetamines or marijuana, then their day usually consists of sitting around mama's house, drinking 40 oz malt liquor and possibly a trip to the corner outside to try and hassle a white person out of their wallet or purse by means of gunpoint threats. Like gangs before, Mexican Gang Bangers drain a society of it's resources, because in the United States, "Something for Nothing" just doesn't work at all. Instead of attaining a job and putting into society through taxes, insurance, and labor, these greasers use free healthcare provided in low-income neighborhoods ar free clinics, and then spread HIV and other diseases through their use of drugs and sexual practices on children. Rather than get an education and learn to speak English, "Vatos" would rather use the age-old "Hispanic excuse" of "culture" as a means to justify their ignorance and uselessness in society as a whole subdivision of illiterate Mexican immigrants.
Mexican Gang Bangers like to sling crack and methamphetamines to naive people in their own community.

I saw a couple of Mexican Gang Bangers on the corner the other day, trying to intimidate middle class families walking by.

Mexican Gang Bangers don't learn to speak english, their "culture" caters to them and they don't have to.

mexican gang banger wannabe 

mexican gang banger wannabe's are simply every where now days, they start like that when they are born and when they first found out what sex,drugs,and guns do.When they go to school on the first day alls they do is talk.By the time the grades 3,4,and 5 (if they can) they are cracking sexual jokes and bullying the smart pretty and handsome kids.By the time of high school they drop out and star hanging out on the corner of the block try to steal peoples wallets and purses to try buy a cheap gun like a high point.(a high point is the worst gun brand in the world like a piece of whale shit morphed into the shape of a large bulky gun.) Once they get the piece of cheap shit they buy some crap ass ammo and try to kill people.On the inside of there small mind they think they are the best when there just a ass licking hippie.
a unknown mexican is knocking on your door what do you do?grab a 12 gage shot gun and kill there ass before they try to kill you! that is what you should do a "mexican gang banger wannabe".
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