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metrotextual 

A straight male who uses smileys(i.e., ;-), etc.) in his text messages and IM.
I texted Danny to inform him that I found his lost I-pod and this metrotextual replied with a winking smiley face.
metrotextual by Vers Brown April 1, 2009
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metrotextual 

Steve (the born again metrotextual) was stabbed in the groin less when he skim read some Margaret Atwood novels and stopped saying, "Hey, I know chicks, I came out of one, didn't I?"
metrotextual by Scheherazade November 2, 2007

metrotextual 

n. one who spends an inordinate amount of time texting and reading texts.
His/her constant use of cell phones for sending and receiving texts makes one a metrotextual.
metrotextual by dogjams October 11, 2011

Metrotextual 

A man why texts, IMs, emails, or what have you, but in an overtly feminine way.
-"hey man, what's good?"
-"nm just chillin with Karen ^____^"
-"Dude, that smiley is way metrotextual."
Metrotextual by AMMRVA April 26, 2011

metrotextual 

When a man sends texts that groups symbols, punctuation marks, and lol's so much that you just know that his wardrobe is full of pastel colors..
Hence metrotextual..
Have a great day!!! :) or too funny!!! lol lmfao :)-
metrotextual
metrotextual by Beantownboy40 February 22, 2014

Metrosexual 

A male who looks like he's gay, but bangs chicks, not dicks.
David Beckham is a very famous metrosexual
Metrosexual by orangelc October 16, 2010

Metrosexual 

Dude A: yo fam, im such a metrosexual, i would fuck a train
Metrosexual by BeamoFan February 28, 2018
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2. Movie

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3. Situation/Person/Decision

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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