MetroMuslim

A Metro Muslim is someone who is ‘culturally' muslim. He practices Islam sporadically but spends more time researching single origin coffee than praying. He takes his Islam for granted because he was raised secular but in a Muslim environment. Like the metrosexual equivalent to the alpha male. The only force that can defeat the Militant Muslim is the intellectual power of the Metro Muslim.

He is so MetroMuslim that he matches his socks to his prayer mat

by Suzie Says So October 9, 2014