MetroMuslim 

A Metro Muslim is someone who is ‘culturally' muslim. He practices Islam sporadically but spends more time researching single origin coffee than praying. He takes his Islam for granted because he was raised secular but in a Muslim environment. Like the metrosexual equivalent to the alpha male. The only force that can defeat the Militant Muslim is the intellectual power of the Metro Muslim.

He is so MetroMuslim that he matches his socks to his prayer mat

MetroMuslim by Suzie Says So October 9, 2014

Metro Muslim 

A metro muslim is someone who is ‘culturally' muslim. He practices sporadically but he spends more time researching single origin coffee than praying. He takes his Islam for granted because he was raised secular but in a Muslim environment. Like the metrosexual equivalent to the alpha male. The only force that can defeat political or Jihadi Islam is the intellectual force of the MetroMuslim

He is so Metro Muslim that he matches his socks to his prayer mat.

Metro Muslim by Suzie Says So October 7, 2014

MetroSlimed

“MetroSlimed” a loving and caring person who never lets go of her friends unless they break her heart.

Metroslimed “Shes like a star in the sky, so bright you can see her from miles away.”

MetroSlimed by MetroSlimed February 5, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012