MetroMuslim

A Metro Muslim is someone who is ‘culturally' muslim. He practices Islam sporadically but spends more time researching single origin coffee than praying. He takes his Islam for granted because he was raised secular but in a Muslim environment. Like the metrosexual equivalent to the alpha male. The only force that can defeat the Militant Muslim is the intellectual power of the Metro Muslim.

He is so MetroMuslim that he matches his socks to his prayer mat

by Suzie Says So October 9, 2014

Metro Muslim

A metro muslim is someone who is ‘culturally' muslim. He practices sporadically but he spends more time researching single origin coffee than praying. He takes his Islam for granted because he was raised secular but in a Muslim environment. Like the metrosexual equivalent to the alpha male. The only force that can defeat political or Jihadi Islam is the intellectual force of the MetroMuslim

He is so Metro Muslim that he matches his socks to his prayer mat.

by Suzie Says So October 7, 2014

MetroSlimed

“MetroSlimed” a loving and caring person who never lets go of her friends unless they break her heart.

Metroslimed “Shes like a star in the sky, so bright you can see her from miles away.”

by MetroSlimed February 5, 2019