Metnaken Share definition Flag A man who is so desperate and lonely he is like a male version of a Metnaka a fucked bitch. Moody is such a Metnaken, and he calls me like 40 times a day, he needs to go back to driving his cab and leave me alone. Metnaken by Molina Chacon November 10, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Metnaken mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch