Methorsy

A chronic, mildly infectious disease caused by Mycobacterium leprae & methamphetamine use, generally occurring in the direct area of a meth lab. Affecting the skin, and nasal mucosa and variously characterized by ulcerations, tubercular nodules, loss of sensation that sometimes leads to traumatic amputation of the anesthetized part, and loss of sexual descretion in blonde female aged 18-30 in Apple-Bottom jeans.

A sudden outbreak of Methorsy occurred in Sissonville, West Virginia where some cock-gobbler's kids got too close to her methlab.

Methorsy by Jim Beginowitz April 27, 2008

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Methorny

The definition of this word is when you are high from the substance Crystal Meth, Ice, Crystal or Methamphetamine and horny at the same time

Person A: “I really can‘t look away from this chicks ass!“
Person B: “Stop it man, you‘re just Methorny...“

Methorny by Complexx May 25, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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scabbage

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.

Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!

scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010

Word of the Day on August 6, 2026

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