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Methitis 

This is a person who is doing meth with so many people, that there spreading the drug around like it's a disease
Hey, my grandpa said don't come over if your tweaking, because he don't want our family getting that methitis again.
Methitis by G.R. Knowledge January 23, 2018
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meshitis 

Is the inflammation surrounding an implanted surgical mesh. Often caused by the body rejecting the mesh.
The patient was was suffering acute pain caused by meshitis.
meshitis by mcfc1961 July 23, 2019
Joining the mets team and playing like crap.

Referring to Met fans having ridiculously unrealistic views about their bad team.
Roberto Alomar caught Metitis and his career was finished.

Jeff Kent is a Metitis survivor and has gone on to have a great career.

Billy just said Jose Valentin is the best second baseman in the league, he must have Metitis.
Metitis by Mike Geesh May 24, 2007
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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