by dirk2121 February 16, 2004
Wow... that physics book must be really up to date... it has the conversion factor of 1 pubic cm = 2.12 cm
by Tea Cake April 21, 2004
That chick was a 9 on the Boner Meter
by jayak November 8, 2004
by Flynn b November 17, 2022
Thin shaved strip of hair just above the hairline to keep track of when to return for a touch up haircut. A new way for barbers and hairdressers to create demand for haircuts. Hair economics! Supply and Demand! They call it cleaning up the reseeding hairline. I call it fuzz patch that needs trimming!
Customer: Hey Nunu what’s this thing your shaving into my hairline.
Barber: Oh nothing it’s just a new style
Customer: Looks like some kind of meter, like a haircut-meter!
Barber: Nope! Shut up you look nice!
Barber: Oh nothing it’s just a new style
Customer: Looks like some kind of meter, like a haircut-meter!
Barber: Nope! Shut up you look nice!
by That Raffy Taffy May 31, 2019
n. A scale to use if something sucks really, really bad.
When used, use terms analogous to parts of a male penis.
When used, use terms analogous to parts of a male penis.
Oh man, on the Dick Meter, that movie sucked all the way to the balls!!
That car crash sucked so bad! On the Dick Meter, it sucked full-shaft PLUS the balls!
That car crash sucked so bad! On the Dick Meter, it sucked full-shaft PLUS the balls!
by Charlie Gallagher December 21, 2007
The lowest form of life on earth. These worthless moonfaced bitches cruise around issuing parking citations. They select this career as a means of getting back at a world of people with whom they could never have sex. They somehow manage to put even speed trap pigs to shame.
That dumpy meter maid sat in the parking lot all day-- like the waste of food she is-- issuing forty dollar citations for dumb bullshit. What a bitch!
by The Spartender March 17, 2008