Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on their toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dick bends right up into their arse and gets shit on it.
I was taking a massive dump last night, while on the edge of my seat, and got messy balls.
by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022
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Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on a toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dicks bend backwards and gets poop on it
I was taking a shit last night and discovered that if you sit too far forward, that you get messy balls.
by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022
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