Messy Balls
When one sits so far forward on their toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dick bends right up into their arse and gets shit on it.
Messy Balls by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022
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Messy Balls
When one sits so far forward on a toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dicks bend backwards and gets poop on it
I was taking a shit last night and discovered that if you sit too far forward, that you get messy balls.
Messy Balls by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022
Related Words
Messy Balls • Mess ball hoe • Frizz Ball Mess • Ball of Mess • messy • Messy Pod • messy hoe • messy fun • Messy Monday • messy tails
Mess ball hoe
A person who sleeps with multiple men at one time and causes confusion in their home and then file a restraining order on the girlfriend and walking to court with dirty feet
Mess ball hoe by Mess ball hoe October 5, 2017
Frizz Ball Mess
A head of hair that is unmanageable
A frizzy cluster of messy hair.
A disaster of a hair'do.
Dry, unkept, brittle hair.
frizzymessyball
A frizzy cluster of messy hair.
A disaster of a hair'do.
Dry, unkept, brittle hair.
frizzymessyball
'nooo, don't take a picture of me with my hair looking like a frizz ball mess'!
'that girl's hair is one big frizz ball mess'
'that girl's hair is one big frizz ball mess'
Frizz Ball Mess by Lucy Ricardo October 17, 2008
Ball of Mess
1. (Adj.) One who has tangled hair from rolling around in bed, who giggles and grins as if high, and who is a lover without a rulebook. They tend to be driven by adrenaline, and are spontaneous, playful, in-the-moment people. They laugh at their own foolishness, yet take pride in being unique.
2. (Adj.) One who tends to get into trouble often with higher authority, but are looked at with sympathy from onlookers because they're just so damn cute.
2. (Adj.) One who tends to get into trouble often with higher authority, but are looked at with sympathy from onlookers because they're just so damn cute.
He snapped her picture as she emerged from under the covers, hair askew and facial expressions wild; clearly his little ball of mess.
Only clumsy balls of messes drop their glass vases in the toilet, hitting the seat at exactly the right angle so they shatter into a bajillion pieces.
Balls of messes stand defiant and strong, even when the world opposes them.
Only clumsy balls of messes drop their glass vases in the toilet, hitting the seat at exactly the right angle so they shatter into a bajillion pieces.
Balls of messes stand defiant and strong, even when the world opposes them.
Ball of Mess by Incubus&Succubus September 15, 2010
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
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“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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