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Messy Balls 

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When one sits so far forward on their toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dick bends right up into their arse and gets shit on it.
I was taking a massive dump last night, while on the edge of my seat, and got messy balls.
Messy Balls by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022
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Messy Balls • Mess ball hoe • Frizz Ball Mess • Ball of Mess • messy • Messy Pod • messy hoe • messy fun • Messy Monday • messy tails

Mess ball hoe 

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A person who sleeps with multiple men at one time and causes confusion in their home and then file a restraining order on the girlfriend and walking to court with dirty feet
That b**** Lexi is a mess ball hoe
Mess ball hoe by Mess ball hoe October 5, 2017
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Frizz Ball Mess 

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A head of hair that is unmanageable

A frizzy cluster of messy hair.

A disaster of a hair'do.

Dry, unkept, brittle hair.

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'nooo, don't take a picture of me with my hair looking like a frizz ball mess'!

'that girl's hair is one big frizz ball mess'
Frizz Ball Mess by Lucy Ricardo October 17, 2008
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Ball of Mess 

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1. (Adj.) One who has tangled hair from rolling around in bed, who giggles and grins as if high, and who is a lover without a rulebook. They tend to be driven by adrenaline, and are spontaneous, playful, in-the-moment people. They laugh at their own foolishness, yet take pride in being unique.
2. (Adj.) One who tends to get into trouble often with higher authority, but are looked at with sympathy from onlookers because they're just so damn cute.
He snapped her picture as she emerged from under the covers, hair askew and facial expressions wild; clearly his little ball of mess.

Only clumsy balls of messes drop their glass vases in the toilet, hitting the seat at exactly the right angle so they shatter into a bajillion pieces.

Balls of messes stand defiant and strong, even when the world opposes them.
Ball of Mess by Incubus&Succubus September 15, 2010
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Fleg 

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The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
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Skeef

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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026
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