(v.)
To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.
(n.)
The act of a messy mossy.
Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.
To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.
(n.)
The act of a messy mossy.
Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.
Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.
Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.
Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!
Tom is a messy mosser.
Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.
Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!
Tom is a messy mosser.
by EH & HC October 22, 2008
by poggershoggers May 9, 2021
when your girl gives you a blowjob after dental anesthetic and you nut in her mouth so that it drools down her chin
by Happy hamburger March 23, 2022
by McDeuce August 20, 2018
The train you and a few mates get on when you're going for a messy journey through space and time. Also known as the K Hole train.
Jake: I wanna go on the messy train
Ross: Yeah, Lets make some lines
2 fat lines are made and snorted.
Jake: Beaut
Ross: Yeahhhh
Ross: Yeah, Lets make some lines
2 fat lines are made and snorted.
Jake: Beaut
Ross: Yeahhhh
by Orange Gregory October 4, 2009
by tameisha skanky July 18, 2023