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Bearded Mesquito

The unfortunate male disorder where the penis is one quarter the circumference of a #2 pencil. Usually in the case of this "Micro Penis" the shaft has been covered with pubes just under the mushroom cap of the penis.
Girl - "You got to be fucking kidding me...!"

Guy - "What?" (as he stands there with pants around ankles)

Girl - "Ummm your dick looks like a bearded mesquito."

Guy - "Fuck you, most chicks think it's cute."

Girl - "It may be cute, but it's useless to me as I can get off better using a half eaten wet triscuit cracker on my clit"
Bearded Mesquito by dangchicago April 17, 2009
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mesquitoes 

Tiny annoying whiny biting insects that hatch from the seeds of a common plant in the American southwest. Said plants often have prickly thorns, which readily draw blood if they puncture your skin... coincidence???
If the Sagebrush Rebellion had included burning massive tracts of scrub prairie-land, maybe nowadays there would be fewer of these pesky spine-covered bushes growing wild that produce countless multitudes of mesquitoes every year.
mesquitoes by QuacksO August 22, 2019

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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