Mervning
Mervning by Realitys Nerd June 15, 2010
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Merning
The practice of stealthily avoiding buying your round of beer at the pub.
Waiting until others are so drunk that they don't notice you never bought a round of pints during the evening.
Waiting until others are so drunk that they don't notice you never bought a round of pints during the evening.
Eoin: "Who's round is it?"
Pete: "I bought two rounds of 7 pints already tonight".
Eoin: "Me too, Steve how many rounds did you buy?"
Steve: "Oh ho, I bought the last round"
Paul: "No you didn't, you ordered it but I payed for it!"
Eoin: "Steve, you've been merning again!"
Pete: "I bought two rounds of 7 pints already tonight".
Eoin: "Me too, Steve how many rounds did you buy?"
Steve: "Oh ho, I bought the last round"
Paul: "No you didn't, you ordered it but I payed for it!"
Eoin: "Steve, you've been merning again!"
merving
When one insults an entire group of fans who are annoyingly demanding MOAR of their favourites.
Made infamous by Merveille Lukeba, actor who plays Thomas on Skins, when he stated on Twitter, "Probably gonna be hated for sayin this but Naomily fans really annoy me. Every week "NOT ENOUGH NAOMILY". Its Skins, not The Adventures Of.."
Made infamous by Merveille Lukeba, actor who plays Thomas on Skins, when he stated on Twitter, "Probably gonna be hated for sayin this but Naomily fans really annoy me. Every week "NOT ENOUGH NAOMILY". Its Skins, not The Adventures Of.."
"Probably gonna be hated for sayin this but Joe Jonas fans really annoy me. Every week "NOT ENOUGH JOE". Its Jonas BROTHERS, not The Adventures Of.."
Oh my, Nick Jonas fans are merving again.
Oh my, Nick Jonas fans are merving again.
merving by BabyDykePS February 4, 2010
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
eye bleach
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Stroad
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012