Stoopid ppl that type urbans like mervi or rike 

Literally dumb people like etf

STOOPID PPL THAT TYPE URBANS LIKE MERVI OR RIKE ARE NO BRAIN SMALL PPS

Stoopid ppl that type urbans like mervi or rike by MRVI SPXDEZ February 6, 2021

Melvina 

A very smart and bubbly person. She always glow with that beautiful smile, and she will always have your back. She can be quite reserved at first, but if you open up with here she will open up to you. all the boys fall head over heels with her because she is extremely gorgeous, but she is loyal to one guy and will always fight for that person.

Girl #1: I really like this guy, but he obviously likes Melvina.

Girl #2: ugh, she pulls all the guys because she is so pretty!

Melvina by locoxloco October 19, 2019

the merciless sun god 

The merciless sun god who stares down upon civilians with his ambivalent and yet analyzing gaze. Just as humans act around apes so does the sun god act around mortals. His expressionless features convey a great understanding that our mortal minds cannot even hope to understand. It is said that if you gaze into the yawning abyss that is his eyes for long enough you may just return with an inkling if his vast knowledge and power. Is his presence a gift or some sort of weird lay line connection to an alternative universe?

Friend 1- “oh I’m Christian, what religion are you”.
Me-“I follow the path of the Merciless Sun God”

the merciless sun god by Cringemeat123 October 14, 2019

cousin marvin

When one is receiving oral sex from a hooker, and farts into the hooker's mouth.

"When Chuck Barry was getting a BJ from that hooker, he totally pulled a cousin Marvin on her."

cousin marvin by thzpcs January 2, 2017

merdick 

1. merman's dick
2. dick of a merman

"suck my merdick bitch" - said the merman to the hoes by the pool

merdick by the grainmaker March 15, 2008

Marvin Nash

The poor son of a bitch from Reservoir Dogs, who gets tied up, beaten, slashed, has is ear cut off, is covered in gasoline and then is shot in the chest.

Mr. Blonde doesn't care that Marvin Nash has a wife and kids.

Marvin Nash by Frances McDormand August 11, 2008

Marvin The Paranoid Android 

A cynical robot who doesn't think the best of most people. One of the main characters in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to open a door" - Marvin The Paranoid Android

Marvin The Paranoid Android by Mr Beeblebrox February 10, 2012