Stupid retard that wears car shirts and he uses girls for nudes and says same thing over again and lifts 300 pounds and he wears playboy like johnny trejbal the swaggest person ever and any girl would want him because he dates them for a week screenshots their nudes and breaks up with them and eats his grandmas poop
merricks so fucking dope i wanna poop in his mouth when hes sleeping thats why his breath smells bad i mean play soccer tyler
by Poopeater69420 September 24, 2019
One who is extremely liberal but often tries to hide it. Often found with "Hillary Clinton porn" in their search history, always trying to cram in more graphic liberal ideas into their brain.
Sally: So I had to break up with my boyfriend yesterday
Emma: What? Why?
Sally: He yelled "Oh give it to me good Hillary, yes! LGBT pride forever!" during his climax last night.
Emma: Woah...what a merrick
Emma: What? Why?
Sally: He yelled "Oh give it to me good Hillary, yes! LGBT pride forever!" during his climax last night.
Emma: Woah...what a merrick
by lukewalker13 October 6, 2016
Bassist for All Time Low. He is a very good bassist, known for his Diddy Kong Stomp while playing. Usually seen working out and drinking protein shakes.
by Ryan C L March 11, 2010
The amazingly talented and attractive bassist for Maryland-based pop/punk band All Time Low. Has a nose ring and several tattoos, and can be easily identified by his green sleeveless All Over It hoodie, which seems to be just about all he wears...
by yourstar October 31, 2007
Full name Zachary Steven Merrick. The bassist and backing vocals for All Time Low, a pop-punk band. Zack also plays guitar for acoustic shows. He graduated from Towson High School in 2006. He changes his hair a lot, often wears bandanas, and has a nose ring and tatoos. He doesn't talk a lot. He was also on the Mtv dating show "Exposed."
by l-sizzzzzle August 31, 2008
The cutest/sexiest bassist ever! He plays for All Time Low and has a rockin' body. He doesn't talk much, but we all wish he wasn't so shy because he really is amazing. Skateboards reallly great, likes photography, and can play guitar with no pick! <3 Attractive, talented, and charming what more could you ask for?
PERSON "A"--Omg I met Zack Merrick from All Time Low!
PERSON "B"-- NOWAY! You mean the boy who's an amazing bassist, and has one sexy body?!
PERSON "A"-- DUH! who else?!
PERSON "B"-- NOWAY! You mean the boy who's an amazing bassist, and has one sexy body?!
PERSON "A"-- DUH! who else?!
by atlfan<3 January 23, 2011
Noun; A comically inept Attorney General who was appointed on March 11, 2021. Instead of investigating treason, he spends his days playing Snood, taking naps and getting sexually aroused by manila folders.
“Merrick Garland is as useful as a vibrator without batteries, a paper umbrella, or a submarine with a screen door”.
by apatheticny September 21, 2021