Merrick Garland
Noun; A comically inept Attorney General who was appointed on March 11, 2021. Instead of investigating treason, he spends his days playing Snood, taking naps and getting sexually aroused by manila folders.
“Merrick Garland is as useful as a vibrator without batteries, a paper umbrella, or a submarine with a screen door”.
Merrick Garland by apatheticny September 20, 2021
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