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Verb meaning to pass gas and unknowingly release a small amount of liquid feces. You don't know you've merched until you see the stain in your undies. Merch comes from the noise the fart makes while trying to escape your clenched cheeks.
If Aly keeps pushing out farts like that she's gonna merch herself!
by Lizicle December 23, 2008
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Short for merchandise, usually sold online by youtubers
Check out my merch in the bio and make sure to cop some of that quick
by Hmhy July 12, 2017
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Combination merienda (afternoon snack) and lunch; usually served between noon and afternoon.
I merch during weekends.
by therapist032 August 28, 2010
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the nastiest pussy you will ever encounter. its hairy, flappy and fulls of zits and basically shit
oh shit dude, why you lookin at that, shes got a fuckin merch.

dude you better cut that shit out or i'll order some merch to go just for you
by Big D July 28, 2004
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1.can be used randomly when theres an acqward silence.
2.used to make someone laugh
3. good to use if your a dumbass
by ling ling December 06, 2004
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