mensur 

A person or thing that Is very Tall.

Nathan: Yo Mensur Wat's Up

Mensur: ME?

mensur by MNAT March 27, 2008

Mensur 

A person who has honor and pride and who is there with heart in every situation and who is sweet but also has a big penis

Hey Mensur, Whats up?‘

Mensur by Ggmmdd November 22, 2021

Faysal Mensur

An ethiopian name meaning fattest ass on the block. If you ever guard a Faysal in basketball just know YOUR penis would be fully ERECT. Faysals possess an ass even Kim Kardashian will get jealous for. FAYSALS INDULGE IN RAW MEAT ON THE DINNER TABLE AND IN BED.

Hey, your ass kinda looking like Faysal Mensur's.

Faysal Mensur by bally sengh December 3, 2021

Traffic Calming Measure 

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.

I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.

Traffic Calming Measure by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016

measure twice, cut once

Proverb

1) (Literally, carpentry) One should always double check one's measurements before cutting materials to minimize the chance of mistakes thus wasting materials, time and money.

2) (Figuratively, when describing oneself) Plan and prepare careful and thorough manner before taking action

Random1: I am a measure twice, cut once type of guy. I always plan everything I do ahead of time and carefully to make sure everything runs smoothly when I start

measure twice, cut once by Richardoyu September 19, 2010

Menstrual mouth 

Performing oral sex on a girl who is having her period menstruating.

A guy and a gal kiss after he performs oral sex on her during her period.
After they kiss, the gal says, " Go brush your teeth, your have menstrual mouth"

Menstrual mouth by olive man November 22, 2014

menstrual high-five 

Usually initiated by the guy, an act and symbol of relief that one's lady friend is menstruating and thus, not pregnant. For example, if your girlfriend is on an oral contraceptive and you decide to pull the goalie for the season, one may start to worry that the pill may not be 100% effective. In this instance, one is excited when that time of the month comes and upon hearing of Aunt Flow's visit, a menstrual high-five is warranted.

Guy: hey babe, this party blows. Wanna sneak into the laundry room and fuck on their dryer?

Girl: I can't. I got my period this morning...

Guy: Whew! Menstrual high-five!!!

*puts up arm with a Todd-from-Scrubs-like grin*

menstrual high-five by hardcore Rx June 1, 2011