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Menstrual Tide 

The appropriate mascot for the University (sic) of Alabama. Used to describe a fan base that is missing teeth, eats clay and where marrying your sister is par for course.
Caruthers: "Who do the Menstrual Tides play today?

Archibald: "I'm not sure but even if they lose they'll probably "say" it's a win anyway because they're in the SEC; have you ever met a more delusional fan base?"

Caruthers: "Nope, the Menstrual Tide make excuses and claim fictional national championships like their lives depend on it"
Menstrual Tide by NicRattlehead September 17, 2015
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