Mendoza Line

The point at which a woman's craziness outweighs her level of beauty.

For a woman to be considered "below the Mendoza Line," she must be sufficiently crazy that it doesn't matter how beautiful she is; you would still not sleep with her.

Based on the baseball term of the same name, referring to the point at which a player's poor batting average cannot be justified despite his defensive abilities.

George- "Dude, Suzy's all over you tonight. Why are you ignoring her?"

Brett- "Trust me man, she's way below the Mendoza Line. Her last boyfriend had to change his social security number."

George- "...mind if I go for it?"

Mendoza Line by Paul83 April 4, 2011

mendoza line

a baseball term for batting around or below .200.
mediocrity.
phrase was coined by George Brett after a player named Mendoza who, uh, sucked

A-Rod and Jeter are hovering around the mendoza line one month into the season.

mendoza line by Lindlof May 28, 2004

mendoza line

The absolute minimum effort or accomplishment required to be considered sufficient. (Named after Minnie Mendoza or Mario Mendoza, depending on whom you ask -- two major-league baseball players with lifetime averages around .200.)

"I was going to buy that old Suburban, then I find out it gets 10 mpg, and I'm like, 'No, that's below the Mendoza Line.'"

mendoza line by mookie1313 August 31, 2008

Mendoza Line

The point at which a female's stomach protrudes further than her breasts.

"Did you see that chick? She was totally violating the Mendoza Line."

Mendoza Line by Besus May 15, 2010

Mendozay Line 

When your fantasy baseball team is under .200 in batting average and under .700 in OPS

Damn my team trash as hell this week, putting up a Mendozay line.

Mendozay Line by jewlife May 21, 2024