Melted Welly 

When a persons face resembles a melted wellington boot.

tomo's face is like a melted welly

Melted Welly by Grant Amos February 25, 2009

Melted Welly 

Do have dubious facial qualities. To be ugly.

"You see that Pink? She's got a face like a melted welly"

Melted Welly by Brian Abbs March 2, 2004

Melted Welly 

Taken from 'Rogers Profanisaurus'

A poetic term describing a lady's bodily treasure.

'Spatula was powerless to resist. His eyes burnt into hers like mamellated chalcedony. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away on a noctilucent cloud of passion. "Am I the first?" whispered Dartanyan. "Sort of," she vouchsafed in return, her voice quivering with unrequited passion. "I've not let the other two have a shot on me melted welly yet."'

Melted Welly by sid Bollock November 13, 2004

Melted Welly 

A euphemism for a woman’s vulva. Especially a misshapen specimen.

Your mum has a fanny like a melted welly!

Melted Welly by Dave 999 September 17, 2020

Face like a melted welly 

Disfigured face.

Don't fancy yours much, she's got a face like a melted welly

Face like a melted welly by iamamanufan January 12, 2011