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Melted Welly 

Do have dubious facial qualities. To be ugly.
"You see that Pink? She's got a face like a melted welly"
Melted Welly by Brian Abbs March 2, 2004

Melted Welly 

Taken from 'Rogers Profanisaurus'

A poetic term describing a lady's bodily treasure.
'Spatula was powerless to resist. His eyes burnt into hers like mamellated chalcedony. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away on a noctilucent cloud of passion. "Am I the first?" whispered Dartanyan. "Sort of," she vouchsafed in return, her voice quivering with unrequited passion. "I've not let the other two have a shot on me melted welly yet."'
Melted Welly by sid Bollock November 13, 2004

Melted Welly 

A euphemism for a woman’s vulva. Especially a misshapen specimen.
Your mum has a fanny like a melted welly!
Melted Welly by Dave 999 September 17, 2020

Face like a melted welly 

Don't fancy yours much, she's got a face like a melted welly

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026