Melt boy

(plural melt boys) a m8 who is v cheeky and banterful but also is nice and melty like cheese on toast. Can be used as an insult or a banterous name for a close bud

Jaz: Emily, You're such a melt boy
Emily: You too m8, you too

by mina22 May 1, 2016

melt boy

An asshole with two wings and a fat bastard afraid of a crack head sucks plenty of dick but still likes the næ næ whip

'damn that melt boy has a tiny dick'

by That's g Easter egg October 3, 2015

spengy meltboy

A complete and utter waste of space, a dumbass

Kanye West is a spengy meltboy

by Dr Baltic July 2, 2016

spengy meltboy

A fucking complete twat

Nathan Rushton was a spengy meltboy

by Nathan Rushton October 9, 2016

Spengy meltboy

A person that just does not deserve anything good because he is such an idiot.

"Yo, Jonathan is just such a fucking c*nt!"
"Init, he is a total spengy meltboy"

by pussyslayerDK November 24, 2016