“Michael, did you see that flyer for a lost pet?”
“Yea, I saw it Allison, I can't stop thinking about how funny it would be to arrive at the pet owner’s home, tell them you found their pet, and then when you see the look of relief in their face, hand them a bucket of coyote shit mixed with fur.”
“Michael, you’re so Meantastic”

meantastic by FrogLegStew August 8, 2015

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melostatic

the feeling a New York Knicks fan gets before tip-off of a home game at Madison Square Garden

Bob and Paul are at Madison Square Garden...
Bob: Man i am so hyped for this game today, Paul! How are you feeling?
Paul: Bro, I am nothing but melostatic!

melostatic by KCfromNYC March 10, 2011

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Meowtastic

When something is so amazing awesome that it requires the word meow

I went to disney world with Wesley Snipes and it was MEOWTASTIC!

Meowtastic by Dr. Meow October 25, 2008

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meowtastic

awesome
with meow sauce

that cat noir is meowtastic.

lady bug you're meowtastic.

meowtastic by kittydecay January 4, 2019

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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