Melon tart 

melon tart means someone whos a melon and a tart at the same time

that girl is such a melon tart

Melon tart by Lolace March 2, 2023

Melon tart 

A melon tart is a melon whos also a tart

Omg that girl is such a melon tart

Melon tart by Lolace March 2, 2023

Melontastic 

A melon that is so obviously fantastic

Hey Candice? See that melon, its so totally melontastic

Melontastic by The Amazing Pineapple Kid August 2, 2008

melonfart 

Human–goat sexual intercourse is one of the more common types of bestiality. Of male zoophiles, 28% admitted sexual attraction to goats, ranking fourth. In female zoophiles, sexual attraction to goats is very rare or non-existent. Actual levels of sexual use of goats were lower than this however.1 The act is usually performed by a male human upon a goat of either sex; male goats do not commonly take the initiative to copulate with a human female, although some cases have been reported.2

check out all that melonfart at the petting zoo!!

melonfart by Mary J. Ana January 20, 2011

melontastic 

Something or someone that is just such a melon so they are fantastic. Melontastic.

Yo you see how that melon plays the sax? SOOOO melontastic.

melontastic by themelontasticmelon March 12, 2019

melontarienal 

To edge on a Fellow neighbor in a sofictiacted manner while sticking his finger in his tip and smacking him with a white long fingered glove. While braiding his butt hair.

Hey Kyle, your new neighbor just moved in. We should go do some melontarienal.

melontarienal by Saint Goon Turtle May 3, 2024