A great team back in the 1990's but they are now very shit as we have been on the bottom of the ladder for many years now.

Gone through alot of coaching staff and have mostly lasted for 2-3 months before being sacked
News reporter: A coach of an AFL team has recently been sacked.

Me: Let me guess, was the team North Melbourne
by I DONT BLOODY KNOW April 24, 2022
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The worst cricket club to ever walk the planet. The definition of poverty and choking in 1 franchise. Can’t stay healthy and should be replaced
Girl:“ I’m depressed

Men: ‘At least you don’t support the Melbourne Stars’
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A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"
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"A trip to Melbourne" or "doing a Melbourne" is a synonym for "I'm too scared to face my fears so I'm literally running away from them"
Guy 1: She totally missed out on our Ping Pong Championship
Guy 2: Is she doing a Melbourne?
Guy 1: Yea, she is totally doing a Melbourne!
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The act of extreme gaslighting and modern day brownshirts creating a socialist gulag. Another word for homosexual.
Anyone still buying into the narrative must have an IQ under 100. These guys(opposite of men) are suffering from an extreme virtue signaling in their rears from their boyfriends, aka the Melbourne Mania
by Melbourne Maniacs January 23, 2022
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