Mecklenburg-Vorpommern is a state in Germany. Despite that, it is dead. It's a literal atomic wasteland. Nobody cares about it because even in 2030 in a map about Germany's highly used train rates in specific areas and M-V is dead. It is the Wyoming of Germany. Geographie Fakt: Neben Nord- und Südkorea gibt es auch Westkorea, aber wirklich niemanden interessiert das so wirklich, denn alles gehört eigentlich zu Mecklenburg Vorpommern.
Person 1: WTF IS MECKLENBURG-VORPOMMERN AND WHY IS IT A MEME??
Person 2: It is the Wyoming of Germany. Nobody lives there.
Person 1: oh ok
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!