Mega Virgin

A person that is not only a virgin in the usual sense, but has also never done anything remotely sexual with a member of the opposite sex

Tim: Hey, I think I'm going to hit on that girl
James: Don't bother, she's a mega virgin.
Tim: Oh, never mind then.

by EjectGooseEject November 09, 2010

Mega Virgin

A mega virgin is not only someone who hasn't pursued anything sexually, but also hasn't kissed or dated the same or opposite sex

"She's a mega virgin? She's so pretty, how!?"

by Grador November 16, 2015

mega virgin

A person who is so enveloped in a hobby or fad that they have no time to pursue basic needs. These basic needs include bathing, exercise, fresh air, and procreating.

Jack missed work, again, to play World of Warcraft! He sure is a mega virgin.

by Raquel Wallace May 22, 2008

mega virgin

A mega virgin is someone who either still spends money on fortnite past 1st October 2018 or still considers it good and enjoyable

Half my year at school are all mega virgins

by Dogn't November 14, 2018

Super mega virgin

Somebody who has never masterbated or had any sexual pleasure or touch from another person . This person also never has been kissed or held hands

Mira is a super mega virgin whose couchie has never been touched.

by Ciera August 31, 2022

Virgin Mega store

An all girls catholic school.

Did you see anything or one you liked in the Virgin Mega Store?

by S.Dixon June 09, 2005

Mega virgin

A mega virgin is a person who hasn't had any sexual contact with the other sex ex. (holding hands, hugging, etc.)

Me: Hey man I was to a party last night where I made out with a girl for the first time!

Friend: Oh that's nice so you are no longer a Mega virgin

by Le1f May 10, 2019