Meaty Sword 

An erect penis

She got naked and I slayed her with my meaty sword.

Meaty Sword by I Fish 247 February 20, 2009

meat sword 

a large human penis

let me stab you with my meat sword, bitch

meat sword by Labrat October 30, 2003

purple headed mushroom cap meat sword 

a slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,

a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,

purple headed mushroom cap meat sword by 12" dick and a dozen roses May 3, 2009

meatsword 

an un-normly large sword of meat.....as in man meat..yaa knoo?;)

i like watching the track team run by with their meatswords swaying back and forth.

meatsword by emilaayariann February 5, 2010

meatsword 

a combat weapon comprised of pork product, most often of the sausage variety.

my foe jimmy had me pretty deep in the shit, but then i pulled out my meatsword and blapt him smack in the eye socket.

meatsword by zippers December 2, 2007