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eat the meaties 

To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she's had an exceptionally long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect opportunity for both a sexual act and simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the cereal tagline "Eat your Wheaties." It's clever and women know precisely what it means.
"I'm going to eat the meaties this weekend."

"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."

"Better eat you meaties."
eat the meaties by Kazansky2005 February 11, 2020
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The Meaties 

When you eat so much meat it puts you in a state of temporary intoxication.
Damn Joe at so much meat he got the meaties, I swear I thought he was drunk.
The Meaties by Burakarmiashu February 15, 2022

Meatesta 

1) The mass consumption of various types of meat (wings, sausage, ribs, etc.) in a manner that resembles a fiesta
2) The combination of the words "meat" and "fiesta" to describe a single event which combines the two into the coolest thing ever
3) An event similar to a fiesta, except only pertaining to meat
4) The single greatest event that concerns meat
5) The gathering of friends for the sole purpose of consuming a ton of meat
1) Before heading off to college, Guy 1 wanted to have a really awesome party, so he called up all of his friends and they ate a shit ton of wings, sausages, ribs, chicken, and many other various types of meat; they named it, "the Meatesta"
2) "Yo dude, we should have a fiesta. Except with nothing but meat. We should call it the Meatesta!"
Meatesta by AJ Plight September 7, 2013

blue meanies 

A highly potent strand of psychedelic mushrooms, named after the characters in the Beatles movie Yellow Submarine.
Those blue meanies make you trip balls.
blue meanies by BahLLama April 2, 2008
Have fun at your meeties
meeties by mk2014 April 18, 2014

meatless week

When a fucking cheapass loser dickhead doesn't get any overtime during the week.
They are not giving us any overtime, it looks like it's going to be a meatless week.
meatless week by pilsbury September 17, 2007