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Have sex. Insert one's meat into another.
After a long night of drinking, the four of them will meat up in Alpine Meadows
Meat Up by Meaty Meat January 14, 2009
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Meating up is the ceremonial ritual where a man gets his balls back from the wife (or lady friend) for the weekend. Especially, for a manly event like camping, shooting, drinking or just sniffing gunpowder with his boys.
Mark: Hey dude, you going camping this weekend?

BK: Ya man, I got a pass from the wife. We are gunna meat up at Fletch's about noon.

Mark: Fuck ya!
Meat Up by pj60693 September 25, 2010
Two or more guys go into a helicopter and jerk each other off
Hey wanna meat up?...no homo
Meat up by WigglyWormzzz May 19, 2018
Term used by gay men to define a sexual encounter where there will be mutual penetration.
I cannot wait to meat-up with you tonight.
meat-up by Fabmaxmm January 31, 2020

HONCHOS MEAT UP 

When a group of well known degenerates assemble in order to denigrate their enemies and sometimes each other, consume coma inducing amounts of substances, and perform any number of questionable, dangerous, or otherwise ill advised activities. These gatherings happen at irregular intervals and are generally composed of a caustic mix of borderline personalities.
There are often promises "hearty soups", but rarely do said soups materialize.
"Are you heading to Johns this weekend?"
"I might, it sounds like a real honchos meat up, though. I might skip it."
HONCHOS MEAT UP by Alf Porn April 12, 2024

P-Nut Meat-Up 

Where the underside of the penis rests on the ball sack.
It's so hot out you couldn't separate my P-Nut Meat-Up with a crow bar!
P-Nut Meat-Up by anonymous June 28, 2024

lubed up meat piston 

Noun. Term for penis. Usually used to imply an imposing girth.
You let Todd put that lubed up meat piston in you? Shit!
lubed up meat piston by Hrontajkpa December 18, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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