Meat nappy

An absorbant cloth placed on the underisde of steaks and other moist red meat products.

"make sure you take that meat nappy off the steak billy, it's covered in cow jam"

by Gaping Malefant May 9, 2009

meatnapping

When you can't get an erection

Doug was in the burg trying to dp some skanks and he was experiencing meatnapping.

I think johnny spend too much time at lake flacid now he has a case of meatnapping

by BD playah June 20, 2017