Meat feet 

When a males genitals are similar in shape and size to ones (big) toe

Jimmy pulled down his pants for moma and once his moma has seen his meat feat she was instantly turned off.

(in high school locker room)
Coach: alright team everyone show me your sausages
Player 1:wtf look at jimmy haha
Player 2:holy crap jimmy have meat feet
Coach:jimmy wtf
Player 2:hold on guy i want to compare his meat feet to my big toe
Player 1:holy shit its identical

Meat feet by The sloppy thirds September 30, 2015

Feet Meat 

The top of a fatty foot

Did you see the feet meat on that girl? Puffy fuckin feet!

Feet Meat by frankfurter8675309 October 11, 2016

meat on feet 

a sick fetish having to do with getting sexually aroused by putting meat products of people feet

That meat on feet dvd was on sale

meat on feet by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007

two feet of meat 

Suprisingly non-sexual term. Refers to the act of going to Subway twice in one day, eating a footlong sub each time and thus consuming two feet of meat.

Man I had serious munchies last night. Two feet of meat baby!

two feet of meat by Rage from rhuvok.com November 22, 2004

Feet to Meat 

Getting a foot job.

"Want to feet to meat?"

Feet to Meat by God of Time November 5, 2009

feet of meat 

a phrase used sarcastically to describe someone who seems to be overcompensating for the size of their genitalia

"Hey... I bet that guy with the super-lifted Ford F-750 monster truck with the neon lights is packing feet of meat."

feet of meat by ZestyOrang November 25, 2018

6 Feet of Meat 

The opposite of 3 Feet of Heat. He's Bill Lumberg from Office Space. He asks to you fill out TPS reports and has meetings about meetings. He rides the elevator all day to different inane meetings simply because this is the closest he is going to get to being upwardly mobile. He is annoying, he drives a classic company car and says cheezy cliches, like, "Gee Bob, looks like that deal really got Egg on Your Face". He throws some crowd pleaser work related fits, but he is far less harmless than <3 Feet of Heat> and sometimes actually rather entertaining in a claws on the chalkboard kind of way. He reads 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, and has been reading it for over 7 years. He enjoys the Company Picnic and probably tends the grill. The 6 Feet of Meat man is stuck in Middle Management, this is not the <renaissance man>, this is no David. He is limited by his intelligence and connections, but we sometimes love to hate him anyway.

My 6 Feet of Meat Boss just had me fill out a call sheet of everyone I called today. I asked if I could email it to him and he told me I had to write it out with my company issued pen... And then he asked me what email was and walked away with his company issued coffee mug.

6 Feet of Meat by Prozic December 13, 2005