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Meat paws 

1) Striking two keys with one finger, leading to a typo. Usually referred to as a "case of meat paws".

2) Excessively fat or stubby fingers, leading to frequent occurrences of multiple-key typos as defined above.
Person one: I just came back from qwork.
Person two: Looks like you've got a case of meat paws.
Meat paws by D.L. "Fox" Doucette September 15, 2003

Meat Paws 

Mr. Whitney attempted to put on his leather gloves but his meat paws prevented him from doing so.
Meat Paws by 247 JAK December 17, 2014

meatpaws 

Anything meddlesome. Words, opinions, actual hands. Someone with meatpaws has an opinion or certain (and only right) way of doing anything and everything and they *have* to be the ones doing it. Even things they've never seen or done before.
Uncle Herschel couldn't keep his meatpaws out of Aunt Cassie's thanksgiving dinner; that's why the turkey is stuffed with baked beans and there's cranberries in the sweet potatoes.
meatpaws by CoyotesGirl December 31, 2012

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026