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Meat Missile 

That plane is hauling a load of meat missiles.
Meat Missile by jimnms April 29, 2005

Meat missile 

N.
Penis; dick; cock; wang; salami; tube steak; johnson; magic wand.
I let her play with my meat missile until it exploded in her mouth.
Meat missile by jaumbie December 11, 2003

Meat missile 

N.
Penis; Cock; Dick; Schlong.
I let her play with my meat missile until it exploded in her mouth.
Meat missile by jaumbie December 11, 2003

Meat Missile 

A very well known TWP delicacy. A favorite or former graduates and TWP Elites Jer-Bear and AVS. Described as a cock shaped sandwich, it’s gushing with flavor ready to cover your face.
“Hey Jer-bear, how bout a nice salty meat Missile for lunch?”

“Yo AVS, I been dying to fill my mouth with a meat Missile, nah what I’m sayin!!”
Meat Missile by Sam’s Shit Wagon December 14, 2022

Meat Missile

The name for a Woodberry Forest School instagram show for hotdog reviews.
Have you seen the new Meat Missiles episode?

Italian Meat Missile 

When you're about to fornicate with a female from behind, you first rub your wiener down with a combination of marinara and extra virgin olive oil. Then, you get a whole genoa salami soaked in alfredo sauce and insert it into her rear end while banging her from behind and exclaim "Madonna Mia!" [ :0
During a romantico evening with Albabe, Moltisanti decided it was time to show off his tenderness and compassion by providing a finely-executed Italian Meat Missile to his partner's perfectly sculpted rear.
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