Meat Missile 

A large penis, also known as a veiny bangstick, hampton, or johnson.

His meat missile was no exception, as it was 10 inches long.

Meat Missile by Sam September 3, 2003

Meat Missile 

Aviation term for skydivers.

That plane is hauling a load of meat missiles.

Meat Missile by jimnms April 29, 2005

Meat missile 

N.
Penis; dick; cock; wang; salami; tube steak; johnson; magic wand.

I let her play with my meat missile until it exploded in her mouth.

Meat missile by jaumbie December 11, 2003

Meat missile 

N.
Penis; Cock; Dick; Schlong.

I let her play with my meat missile until it exploded in her mouth.

Meat missile by jaumbie December 11, 2003

Meat Missile 

A very well known TWP delicacy. A favorite or former graduates and TWP Elites Jer-Bear and AVS. Described as a cock shaped sandwich, it’s gushing with flavor ready to cover your face.

“Hey Jer-bear, how bout a nice salty meat Missile for lunch?”

“Yo AVS, I been dying to fill my mouth with a meat Missile, nah what I’m sayin!!”

Meat Missile by Sam’s Shit Wagon December 14, 2022

Meat Missile

The name for a Woodberry Forest School instagram show for hotdog reviews.

Have you seen the new Meat Missiles episode?

Meat Missile by Meat missile fan club April 22, 2026

Italian Meat Missile 

When you're about to fornicate with a female from behind, you first rub your wiener down with a combination of marinara and extra virgin olive oil. Then, you get a whole genoa salami soaked in alfredo sauce and insert it into her rear end while banging her from behind and exclaim "Madonna Mia!" [ :0

During a romantico evening with Albabe, Moltisanti decided it was time to show off his tenderness and compassion by providing a finely-executed Italian Meat Missile to his partner's perfectly sculpted rear.

Italian Meat Missile by MafiosoMasterpiece December 5, 2010