Meat Gloves

Slang for when there is a bunch of fat in your hands

You're so fat you have literal meat gloves

Meat Gloves by bellestephens49 February 21, 2026

Meat Glove 

A Ghetto-ass hot pocket from the store down the block. It's kept refrigerated and never frozen because fuck you, that's why. You want one or not?

Dude, either get the meat glove or don't. Shit or get off the pot. Either you want one or you don't.

Meat Glove by convincing john October 26, 2016

Meat Glove 

A nice, warm, tight fitting vagina.

Have you seen Eric's new girlfriend? Yes. She's hot. I bet she has a sweet meat glove. I would love to get all up in that.

Meat Glove by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009

Meat Glove 

A meat glove is a vulgar euphemism for a vagina. With penis often being called such things as meat, sausage, salami, the vagina is then the glove in which to catch said meat stick.

Steven: So this new girl I've been seeing, man her meat glove is so tight. It's the perfect fit!

Meat Glove by Magarito September 27, 2017

meat globes

Defines a man's nuts. Big ol swinging balls, or the globes of meat under one's rod.

Wow he's got some massive meat globes!!
Whoa Debby, I can see his meat globes swinging as he runs!
Yo bro don't fuck with my meat globes.

meat globes by B.A.007 January 23, 2017

Meat Glove 

A self powered handjob using someone else's hand

Deacon D gave himself a meat glove when his one-night-stand refused to go through the motions.

Meat Glove by Jizzmo August 31, 2014