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meat canyon

A worn out vagina. Usually accompanied by a set of "meat curtains".
Tom: Did she have a nice pussy?
Bill: No she didn't it was more like a meat canyon. Kinda like sticking a hotdog in a hallway. She had the meat curtains and everything.
by Bryce L September 3, 2006
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Meat Canyon

by Okay okay I’m just May 13, 2022
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Meat Canyon

A dry,gaping and crusty bussy with THICK meat curtains
Samantha gave Paul Jones a great meat canyon
by Okay okay I’m just May 14, 2022
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Meat Canyon's Law

Once a Studio claims a piece of media as legal property. This media becomes cannon and nothing can be done to make it fictional again. This does not apply if it is simply taken down.

Example: Warner Bros claimed the video titled "Wabbit Season" by Meatcanyon as legal property. It makes Bugs Bunny a struggling rapist.
Person 1: According to Meat Canyon's Law, Ultra Instinct Shaggy is cannon.
Person 2: You know what else is cannon?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Me dragging deez nuts on your face.
by Dr. Superiority December 22, 2021
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Meat Cannon

A large slab of cock. Usually a long tubed sexual howitzer of lust accompanied with an undercarriage.
As she pulled the lanyard on my meat cannon, I drenched her face with my gooey gobs of banana juice.
by Pepper November 2, 2004
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Seaman's Meat Cannon

5 men slowing inserting there penises into a female's mouth. Before they cum they each pull out and shoot there cum in the woman's mouth and yell "Fire in the hole", each shoot there load into the girls mouth.
Dude last night this girl was so fucked up these guys gave her the old fashion "Seaman's Meat Cannon". She later died that night of breathing problems because of all that cum stuck in her throat.
by SkullKand3y June 28, 2009
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meatcanyon

a very interesting, funny, great, beautiful youtube animator who makes parody’s
person 1: BRO HAVE YOU HEARD OF MEATCANYON HES THE BEST LFKAO WATCH HIS VIDEOES

person 2: so i watched them and they weren’t funny

person 1: gtfo
by user128947305 August 11, 2021
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