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Meat Alarm
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The act of
waking up
a person by
slapping
them with an
erect penis
.
Woke up my
girlfriend
with the Meat Alarm this morning. At least
one of us
got up on
the right side
of the bed!
by
ColeTrain33
May 18, 2017
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