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messages
the app that allows you to message your friends until you get bored or the conversation get weird at 2am
messages by ummmmm...1 October 17, 2019
Messages
It worries me this kind of thing
How you hope to live alone
And occupy your waking hours
We're taking sides again
I just wept I couldn't understand
Why you started this again
Every day you send me more
What makes it worse is this plan of yours
To ensure I don't forget
I'd write and tell you that I've burnt them all
But you never send me your address
And I've kept them anyway
So don't ask me if I think it's true
That communication can bring hope to those
Who have gone their separate ways
How you hope to live alone
And occupy your waking hours
We're taking sides again
I just wept I couldn't understand
Why you started this again
Every day you send me more
What makes it worse is this plan of yours
To ensure I don't forget
I'd write and tell you that I've burnt them all
But you never send me your address
And I've kept them anyway
So don't ask me if I think it's true
That communication can bring hope to those
Who have gone their separate ways
It hardly touched me when it should have then
And memories are uncertain friends
When recalled by messages
Coded messages always hurt
Letters
Messages poision
And memories are uncertain friends
When recalled by messages
Coded messages always hurt
Letters
Messages poision
Messages by Death Menace April 30, 2023
rantdumb messages
The constant sending of meaningless, nonproductive, silly, unintelligent random messages via text, inbox or cyberchat.
rantdumb messages by jpg3 November 22, 2011
twat voice messages
The sending of voice messages to girls that act like twats. Usually, most often times, always, these messages are sent during the most inopportune times - after midnight and before 7:00am. This is in an effort to awaken the twat female and for her to listen to the disturbing sounds during the night. Or to ruin her day the next morning. The sounds include defication noises, techno remixes, video game backgrounds, screaming noises, with the addition of racial slurs. The messages let the twat female know that not all men are sheepish and meek and that their twaty behavior is not acceptable. Twat voice messages are usually followed by a nice poo poo photo to increase the effect. These messages are often sent to coal burners.
Lidell Beavens - Yo dog, Flavia complained bout da many disturb'in twat voice messages yo sent her last night.
David - I could not help it. Since I am a weasel - I could not control myself. I ate much with the Baker at the club and sent her many screaming twat voice messages followed by a poo poo photo.
Lidell Beavens - Man dog, you be da man. I bet dat video scared dat twat. But you gots ta be mo' carefo!
David - Don't tell Scotty! He usually asks to eat my poo poo! Time to make some more twat voice messages! YULL!!! HYUKSTERS!!!
David - I could not help it. Since I am a weasel - I could not control myself. I ate much with the Baker at the club and sent her many screaming twat voice messages followed by a poo poo photo.
Lidell Beavens - Man dog, you be da man. I bet dat video scared dat twat. But you gots ta be mo' carefo!
David - Don't tell Scotty! He usually asks to eat my poo poo! Time to make some more twat voice messages! YULL!!! HYUKSTERS!!!
twat voice messages by John Feed August 17, 2011
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