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The average distance between two McDonald's "restaurants" in a given city.

Since there are now more McDonald's establishments in major cities than flies in a public shitter, one can use this as a unit to measure distance in an urban environment.

Very effective for those who cannot traverse more than the said McMile without stopping to eat at McDonald's.
Person 1: What's the dis between yer home and the college?
Person 2: About 3 McMile's
Person 1: Uhh... What's a McMile?
Person 2: It's the distance between two McDonald's restaurants!
Person 1: ...
Person 1: You'd know, fatass...
McMile by SamP December 27, 2008
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Mcmolest 

Hide in McDonalds play area and grope kids who climb through the jungle gym.

Or can be used as a term as When outplaying children in activities such as sports and gaming.
I was Mcmolested. I’m gonna Mcmolest that child. I’m not gonna be beaten by some child... he’s gonna be mcmolested.
Mcmolest by Those February 17, 2020
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