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McStoned 

Getting super stoned than going to mcdons and getting some food.
"dude this McGangbanger is so good because i'm "McStoned"
McStoned by Mickle the McStoner January 17, 2012
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McStoner 

A very suave gentlemen. Someone you could picture owning and running a casino or a car dealership. A McStoner is someone who is very smooth with all of the ladies and top dog among his friends. Women break up with their boyfriends for not being a McStoner. Everyone would want to strive to be more like a McStoner.
Oh my gosh, look at McStoner surrounded by all of those women over there!

Why can't you just be more like McStoner?!
McStoner by chelseagirl8 April 13, 2011
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mcstoner 

a damn fine sandwich made from a mcdonalds double cheeseburger and a hot n' spicy mcchicken

to make it you must buy your double cheeseburger and your hot 'n spicy mcchicken

take it all apart bun and meat

take your first bun and put one single burger from the under it then another bun then you take your mcchicken patty and then put a bun under it and finish with your last burger and last bun

these come together in an orgy of amazing flavor for $2

go try one!!!
this mcstoner burger is amazing lets get high to make it taste even better!!!
mcstoner by jacktherogue April 21, 2009

McStoner 

A word that is used to describe someone who smokes pot that works at or craves McDonalds.
My friend used to just be a stoner but since he started working at McDonalds he is now a McStoner.

That pot is makeing me want food from McDonalds, i'm such a McStoner.
McStoner by eekscar October 30, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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