A person who want a beard and feels their reason for existance is to save sheep from the Welshfarmers who love sheep too much. Beardy McSheeplovers can, and often are, female.
Stacey:" I want a beard and i love sheep. Damn those welsh people! I must save the sheep!"
Lewis:"Ok then Beardy McSheeplover. Calm down! It is a face beard we're talking about here isnt it?"
The name "McSheep" comes from the farmer "old McDonald" and from "his Sheep". It means "genius in disguise"
Sheeps, being the cleverest and most loved animals in the animal kingdom, dont look that intellegent but are capiable of completing a fairly mixed rubix cube in under 5 seconds.