McKenzie's Law 

Goodwin's law, but applied to car analogies. That is, if you have to resort to a car analogy in an argument or debate, you lose automatically.

Only three posts in, and I've got to invoke McKenzie's Law.

McKenzie's Law by siromega August 25, 2010

Mackenzie’s Law 

Makenzie’s Law is a rule used to estimate how early one may have a child. It states that the more unfit of a parent someone is, the quicker they have children

Mackenzie’s Law is a scientific fact known to humanity since the dawn of time

Mackenzie’s Law by Cwilther February 28, 2024