McFlurry

the act of escaping a friends group to have public sex

Andres ‘Hey, guys where are you right now?’
C&N ‘Sorry, we are going to be late.. just had McFlurry.’

by Haocock March 2, 2020

McFlurry

McFlurry: the act of defecating on ones chest, then rubbing assorted Mn'Ms into it

C Jay gave Shannon a McFlurry last night...

That's disgusting...

by sanzo4297 August 24, 2011

McFlurry

When you ejaculate into someone during anal sex, and after you pull out they fart on you.

After I finished in the chicks ass last night, I pulled out and she gave me a McFlurry.

by RottonOrganic September 24, 2012

McFlurry

Ain't that icecream yo?

HA HA, McFlurry just scored a goal (NHL 95)! ..."ain't that icecream yo?"

by Joltinjoe10 December 2, 2011

McFlurry

When you moon someone with a turtlehead poking out.

I was heading to the bathroom, but before I did I gave my wife a McFlurry.

by Koolaid Johansen March 20, 2017

McFlurry

The act of tunneling an ice cream sandwich in your ass, then having a sexual partner felch, or suck it out with a straw.

Marc: Would you like a mcflurry?
Jess: Whats that?
Marc: Shove this Klondike up my ass and you will find out.

by Browneeearthquayke2 May 26, 2011

McFlurry

A frozen confection from McDonalds with different toppings such as: M&Ms, Oreo, and GRANOLA. Also is never mixed by the incompetent staff of employees.

Mike: Can I have a McFlurry, MIXED.
Ryan: MIX IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Employee: Excuse me?

Mike: THEY DIDN'T MIX IT!!!
Ryan: BASTARDS!!
Mike: WHATS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!

by Bob Tracy December 14, 2004