*stupid
fat customer pulls up to the drive thru speaker*
McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you
Stupid
fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.
McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard
Stupid
fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me
McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window
*stupid
fat customer pays and gets drink*
Stupid
cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me
*stupid
fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*