Mazdaspeed 3

1. Sports compact made by Mazda goes 0-60 in 5.5 seconds
2. Owns 350zs, Mustang GTs, and ricers all day every day. Not bad for a FWD car.
3. Accomplishes all of this while maintaining a sleeper look.

Ricer: Hey look at that guy's Mazdaspeed 3 those cars are soo gay.

MS3 Driver: Wanna race?

Ricer: I'll smoke your gay ass piece of shit with my civic!!

**ricer loses by 10 cars**

Ricer: I wasn't hooking right.

MS3 Driver: Whatever. Get a better car.

Mazdaspeed 3 by Guywhodrivescars September 4, 2009

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A handsome pansexual man who is very cool and has the biggest slong in the world.

Smart guy:2009_mazdaspeed_3 is very cool

2009_mazdaspeed_3 by SEGONDESE NUTS June 27, 2021

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Mazdaspeed

The Suped up Version of normal Mazda Cars, Consisting of Models such as the MazdaSpeed6, MazdaSpeed3, MazdaSpeedMiata, The MazdaSpeed6 and 3, Both have Turbos and upgrades like bigger wheels and engine mods, suspension and chaises mods. The Mazda 6 is aimed at elders that wish to not be associated with cars like the STI that scream hey look at me im young and have a fast loud car that attracts police. The mazdaspeed6 and 3 are known for their smooth gearboxes.

Yo dude you try out the Mazdaspeed 3's stick, naw man the test car wasnt a frickin speed, the guy said they don't let people test a speed unless they're serous about buyin one.

Mazdaspeed by Steveopolos April 9, 2007

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Mazdaspeed 6

A true mans car. Only a man who is strong enough to lift mountains and intelligent enough to solve all disputes shall drive this car.

Damn that guy drives a Mazdaspeed 6 he’s truly amazing!

Mazdaspeed 6 by Jazzy_Jesus December 1, 2019

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mazdaspeed 6

rusty piece of shit usually driven by chonk. it is not cool, it will make your peepee shrink. Usually found outside your local bed bath and beyond. it will still smell shitty even with 10 black ice hanging from the mirror.

"look at that gross mazdaspeed 6 outside of bed bath and beyond!"

"i know man his peepee must have shrunk, poor guy"

mazdaspeed 6 by mercury milan gang April 23, 2019

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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