Mayoman

Someone who guzzles so much cum that they harvest from the femboys of thailand to use on their nasty ass turkey and provolone sandwich from subway
These people often do not go outside and the typical structure of a mayo man is 5'1 450lbs twitter activist who use axe body spray instead of showering

They can also be known as Reddit Mod Discord Cum Femboy Sluts or Incel Retards

Girl 1:OMG LOOK AT THE MAYOMAN HE SMELLS LIKE INDIA
Girl 2:I know right
Mayo Man:*uhh**glurb* Hey Kitten

by ChildT0Ucher Joe Biden July 3, 2022

Mayoman danny sandwitch

A mayonnaise manufacturing facility in his own right.
He spules mayo from every pore and clevis.
With a single cyst he can fill an entire 80 gal drum, and that just a small cyst.
He lactates it also and feeds all the neighborhood poor kids mainly in Vegas with his partner in crime stephanie hobbs.
Together they produce mayo and she gets quick dick on the strip and at the penny slots... dumb bitch.

Mayoman danny sandwitch is kraft dinners biggest fan and customer due to a KD and mayo only diet.

He also uses mayonas shaving cream and brags he smells Like bacon grease and mayo...NO LIE, you can't make this shiznit up. It's not a fresh BLT with no LT .....it's just mayoman danny sandwitch.

Won't lift legs or arms he uses elevator lifts to elevate his body and an engine hoist to feed himself.

Mayoman Danny sandwitch you able to link me up with fresh as fuk mayo.
- heck cha my guy.
-bro what's your recipie.
- trade secret but the key is a very very very unhealthy diet .
-What what.
-50 dollars please

by The start June 25, 2022

madison/mayodan

Nestled in the foothills of the Blue Ridge mountains in Rockingham County, NC, there are two towns that are intertwined more than the gene pool of most of the residents. To say the least, there is a white trash problem there.

There are two things to do for fun: play everyone's favorite guessing game "meth heads or hillbillies" or join the locals on the football field at McMichael High School with a beer cooler and watch mobile homes go up and down US 220. "Oh shit, here comes a double wide, someone won the lottery!"

A trip to Walmart is a quick reminder that you won the genetic lottery. If you are wearing a collared shirt and decent jeans, I promise you're seriously overdressed. Not to mention random mid 90s F350s hitting the light poles in the parking lot. Just be sure to not step on a heroin syringe.

If you're going on a test drive in a Jaguar or BMW from the local dealership, make sure the dealer plate is on the back bumper, because local PD will stop you for driving while black. It's a much more serious problem than the drug epidemic that runs rampant.

Lastly, if you intend to drop out of McMichael High School, it's mandatory that you have to have at least 3 kids or 2 and they're a product of incest.

Madison/Mayodan, what's the difference? You better watch your mouth boy if you know what's good for you

by Charliefoxtrot15336 October 15, 2019

mayomaniac

Someone who is obsessed with mayo.

Hey did you hear that Hannah is obsessed with mayo. She is totally a mayomaniac.

by lol6969420 February 24, 2022

maymana

Can be a very kind girl at times but often tries to get into other people's dramas.She is an overall kind person

'I want to be like maymana'

by Angelbeauty February 28, 2018

mayo man

Mayo man kinda like the Coochie man except he is not different he in fact actually takes Mayo and throws it at people, some say he works with the Pepsi bandit. The Mayo man covers anyone he sees with Mayo and they slowly turn black

Jordan: Do I smell Mayo?
Bo leis: ah shit that’s the Mayo man
Jordan: Mayo man why do you love Mayo so much

Mayo man: I’m just black
*gangstas paradise plays

by Shlong NF1 October 23, 2020

Mazomanie

A small city in the middle of south central wisconsin. The only city in wisconsin known to have duck flies. Duck flies are huge people/horse eating flies that will make children cry.

"Mazomanie, where?"

by Ramona92 November 8, 2011