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Maybe its Maybeline 

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the idea/theory that government has corrupted and brainwashed society by means of consumerism and advertisement.
Person 1: "Whats wrong with the world today?"

Person 2: "Maybe its Maybeline."

Person 1: "Oh yeah, that would explain it."
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Maybe its Maybeline 

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When you stick your finder in a girls chocolate starfish and wipe it on her eyes for that classic eyeshadow look.
Tom: What's that smell?

John: Maybe its Susan, Maybe its Maybeline.
Tom: I didn't know she was a freak like that!
Maybe its Maybeline by YungJacques December 8, 2016
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maybe its maybeline 

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Girl is giving head and wants guy to cum on her tits. Guy cums on her face instead and then rubs it in like makeup.
She wouldn't let me cum in her mouth so I gave her the "maybe its maybeline" instead. She was scrubbing in the shower for atleast 15 minutes to get it off her face.
maybe its maybeline by Bushcow January 19, 2009
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Salad Days 

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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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age gate 

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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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board chow 

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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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young pup 

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a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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