May 21st

On this day, it is tradition to throw any boy named Jacob violently down the stairs

May 21st is the day we are all allowed to throw that one kid named Jacob down the stairs . We don’t care if he dies

by fuckyoujacob May 9, 2020

May 21st

National choke someone to death day

It’s the 21st of may, time for people to die.may 21st

by Harley 👁🐣 May 21, 2019

May 21st

National play rocks day.
Play rocks with your friends.

Bro it’s May 21st let’s play rocks!!

by Tayble October 21, 2019

May 21st

National fuck that boy named Jacob day. On this day, it is tradition to throw that one boy named Jacob down a flight of stairs.

Hey Jacob! It’s May 21st! Get your ass on the stairs so I can push your dumbass off

by fuckyoujacob May 9, 2020

May 21st

National sex day

So on may 21st you get to have sex with anyone you want but you can only do it with the same age or higher.

by Fridge-san April 9, 2021

May 21st

if you have a bestie born on may 21st, keep them. especially the ones named jessica, axel, eryn, or julie.

only one of the stupidest, funny people are born may 21st

by that._personondictonary July 11, 2021

May 21st

May 21st is national stick your hand in a bowl of spaghetti day.

*sticks hand in spaghetti*
“What the fuck are you doing Daniel”
“Its May 21st”

by Violin._sandwich April 20, 2022